Will and Bo in their hunting blind

Our house is like a comedy show all of the time… Bo and Will are always wandering around “hunting” the mounts on the wall or pursuing the different animals that only they can see such as the elusive Carabeast (a cross between a wildebeast and a caribou). And during these hunts as well as our real ones outdoors, those two are always saying the funniest things. Therefore I have decided to start a new series highlighting their greatest lines called “Kids Who Hunt Say The Darndest Things”.

And I know everyone who reads this blog doesn’t have kids, but I promise to keep them short as well as spaced out in frequency.

Anyway, I have been slowly setting up my home office just the way I want it, and one of the things I have been doing is hanging up some the best racks I have been keeping in our shed. Well, the other day I brought in a couple that I wanted to hang up, and Bo immediately comes running over, points at a great 8 point I killed on Cubbedge Hill and asks, “Who killed that MONSTER?”.

I couldn’t believe that he even had to ask, so I replied, “What do you mean, who killed this monster? The greatest big buck hunter to ever live!”

Bo looked at me, threw up his hands and asked, “Really! Where does he live? I want to meet him.”

All I can say is that words hurt! And the fact that I almost had to take Amy to the hospital due to a laughter-induced seizure didn’t help.

Remind me again why we had kids…

Jeff

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