Bikini Bowhunters And The End Of Turkey Season
Posted by lowcountryhunting on May 5, 2008
Well, it just didn’t happen for me. Our turkey season closed Thursday afternoon without me killing a big gobbler. I have signed up for some counseling, so I should be OK. However I am going to have a long wait until next season to make those darn birds pay. I still would love to hear how everyone else’s season went, so feel free to leave any stories or email any pictures.
As for the picture of the scantily clad girl with the huge rack, I thought that I would include that this morning for all of the googlers that are looking for “bowhunting bikini girls”. I made the mistake of using that term in a my post last week about the crazy searches that will land you at the Hunter’s Wife, and now it seems that Google has decided that I should get some of that traffic too!
And even funnier, and more disturbing, is the fact that I am now getting search engine traffic from swingers. Again, the post I wrote about also talked about how if you Google the swinger’s club down in Florida, called the Hunt Club of Brevard, you will be directed to this site. I assume that is because I am from there, and I have written about Florida hunting clubs.
Now, since Google has picked up on the fact that I mentioned “swingers” in one of my post, it has decided that I may be an authority on swinging in South Carolina as well. Therefore, if you search for “lowcountry swingers clubs”, you will be taken to this site. All I can say is, watch what you write about. And be even more careful about what you search for, especially if you are looking for a new Florida hunting club this season… Because if the swingers are ending up here, hunters are probably ending up there.
Hope everyone has a great Monday!
Jeff
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Sorry to hear you didn’t get a gobbler. I haven’t had the swingers search but other disturbing ones.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:06 am
That is quite the problem you got there Jeff, and quite honestly is hysterical. Don’t feel bad, I didn’t get a gobbler either. This past weekend I would just as soon forget.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I didn’t even get to go turkey hunting, does that make you feel better? At least you got to go – I think I need to sign up for counseling too.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
i got a gobbler my gobbler was 231/2lbs and it had a 121/8 inch beard. i shot it with my dad’s 12 gauge mossburg with an extra extra full turkey choke. shot used was 31/2 hevi-shot number fives. i shot from 67 yards away and killed it at 71. i shot it at fort custer military base on a special turkey hunt you get drawed for. these turkeys were crazy hard to get to come in they would not come into a decoy if they saw a decoy they took off the other way running. but that so far was my biggest turkey yet.
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